BEEFUS

Doors 7PM / Show 8PM

$10

BEEFUS was birthed in a plastic womb deep under the earth in a shocking illegal meat stimulation facility. Escaping through the terlit, mucking blindly through the sewers, BEEFUS emerged to enlighten, redeem, and vaguely sicken the hu-man race. Flanked by a troupe of fanatical cult trombonists and pursued by black-clad goons, BEEFUS may soon appear in front of you. A fixture at disreputable Madison music-holes for a decade or more, BEEFUS is here to save your wet pink hu-man skin.  They croon a primeval lullaby: Resist! Undulate! Think hard about your fluids! Don't let them wiggle your meat fork! Submit to the groovy clatter of BEEFUS!